It's Story Time... Page 6!

Stinky McSewer & His Adventures with the Neopians!
(a play written by Zeke Polken on 1.16.05)

Characters:
Stinky
Iggy
Hasee
Warf
Jub-Jub
Shoyru
Jhudora, the Evil, Dark Faerie
Michael the Grundo
Dr. Sloth

Our story begins in the bathtub, where Stinky and Iggy are playing happily and splashing water on each other...

IGGY: This is fun! I wish we could go to Neopia!

[SFX: KABLAM! BOOM! SWISH]

Suddenly, they were in a land filled with orange and yellow grass, and little fur-balls happily frolicking around. Then, one of the little creatures, that just happened to be blue, came up to Stinky and Iggy and said...

JUB-JUB: Hi, I am Jub-Jub. This is Neopia.

IGGY: Wow! We really ARE in Neopia!

STINKY: Aww, sweet! Do you have a pet?

JUB-JUB: Yes, I have a Hasee. It is eating a doughnut fruit right now. You can come to my house and see it!

STINKY & IGGY: Wow! Thanks Jub-Jub! We wish we could go to your house!

So they went to Jub-Jub's house...

STINKY: Awww, look at that thing in the cage. He's cute!

The thing starts talking...

HASEE: Hello. I happen to be Woogy, the orange Hasee. Welcome to my little cage, filled with doughnut fruits.

JUB-JUB: Not your cage, Woogy. My house AND your cage!

Then, a dragon comes by and introduces herself...

SHOYRU: Helloooo. Anyone there? I happen to be the pink faerie Shoyru. Hello?

WOOGY: Heeeey. Shouldn't you get your pet and introduce yourself?

SHOYRU: Oh yeah, that's right.

So, the pink faerie Shoyru runs to her flying house, gets her pet and flies back.

SHOYRU: This is my Warf. He's been defeating the bad guys for centuries.

Then Michael Grundo comes by, introduces himsef, and they travel in a space ship to the planet of Dr. Sloth.

[SFX: THUMP, THUMP, THUMP!]

WOOGY: Ooh, ooh! Who's coming? It might be Dr. Sloth! It might be Jhudora! I am very scared!

DR. SLOTH: Mwuahahaha! I am Dr. Sloth. Dr. Frank Sloth. Michael?

MICHAEL GRUNDO (in between shivers & goosebumps): Yes, Frank?

DR. SLOTH: I shall turn you into a cosmic wrestler and destroy the whole world with my faerie pal Jhudora!

Then a faerie appears in the sky...

JHUDORA: Oooooh, I smell cooked Neopians! These little Neopilings are going to turn into chocolate fudge for me and Dr. Sloth!

So they battle, and battle and battle...

DR. SLOTH: Ha! We did way better than you, you stinky Neopians!

JHUDORA: Yeah! That's right! And also, me and Dr. Sloth are right! We're going to rule the world!

Then all the Neopians and the Stinkonians ran into the arena with a bottle of slime.

JUB-JUB: Who wants to play "Splat-a-Badguy?" I do, I do!

So, all the Neopians and Stinkonians pour the slime on the bad guys (and girls).

JHUDORA: Aaaaaaaaahhhh, I'm melting!

DR. SLOTH: Ditto!

EVERYONE: Yahooooooo!

The Neopians and Stinkonians sing "Bad Guy Gone!"

Bad Guy Gone! Good Guy Happy!
Bad Guy Gone! Good Guy Happy!
We've got a cheer: Yippeeee!
They've got a frown: Awwwww!
We are happy!
They are sad!
Yes! Yes!
No! No!
Yes! Yes!
no.
We are on the bright side: Heeeey!
They are on the dark side: Waaaah! Mommy!
We are not melted!
They are melted!
Bad Guy Gone! Bad Girl Gone!
We've even got a genie!
He helped us with our wishes!
His name is little Hoja, too!
We're happy, they're sad! We're happy, they're sad!, etc.

The End